A laugh for my Fellow "Readers"

A friend emailed this to me. I got quite the chuckle from it, so thought I would share. Enjoy...

*One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a
nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and
solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?"*
*"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") *
*"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up."*
*"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.*
*"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.*
*"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment."*
*"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.